The Battle Maiden and her lackey welcome you

Thanks for taking the time to type in what’s maybe the longest website name in the world. Everyone has a story about their walk with God. This is ours. We hope you get immense pleasure and amusement out of this traumatic, gut-wrenching experience that threatened to rip us apart. Enjoy! Mostly, though, it is our prayer that no matter what your faith and no matter where you are on your journey, this book will bring you just that much closer to God.


I am not the pope.
     I'm not a famous Catholic author like G.K. Chesterton or a well-known Catholic apologist like Scott Hahn or Karl Keating or Patrick Madrid. I’m not anyone famous, I don’t have a genius IQ and I'm not even as holy as I could or should be. I’m just some ordinary guy who